*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed
Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
when your friends do something cool without you
at what age are you supposed to delete your blog